Small dicks are the new regular sized dicks.
I have a walk of shame I should be getting to. "Hey, by the way, what is your name?" is not a conversation I want to have today
My penis is the apex of life and all other references. Lookin for a cheap vagina at this point. And cheap Korean BBQ
my periods are so regular now that they are sync-ed with my subscriptions of vogue.
Ive either hit rock bottom or become my own hero.
It was ok at first, but now im getting freaked out by him jerking off to me doing yoga
I woke up this morning with my hair wrecked, a split lip, and an "H" on my right knee and a "I!" on my other knee.
We decided to go to McDs, but we only had a few minutes to make it to breakfast. We were sprinting full speed ahead when she tripped and you just yelled 'LEAVE HER' and kept your course.
We just had to use a designated driver to get to night class.
Oh, I'm just lighting tennis balls and WD-40 on fire, what are YOUUU doing?!
The good news is I managed to avoid the three cop car looking for me. The bad news is I no longer have shoes.
It's amazing to think about how many Obama victory sex babies are being prevented by Obamacare free contraception.
I never thought people would keep their guns next to their fake plastic penises, but there they were.
The dick lei will go down in squad history
So how was it?
The cemetery or the sex?
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