It doesn't have to be a walk of shame...just pretend he took you to breakfast.
No one shows this much boob at breakfast
I'm buying a pregnancy test with my lunch money. Classy.
we were watching porn and trying to copy the position they were doing now i think my hip is dislocated
my new years resolutions dont apply when im drunk
Im only slightly posetive that left over guacamole and wine are unacceptable for breakfast at 6.30 am
He gets creativity points for the hot sauce. But it may be awhile until my nipples forgive him
I wasn't a groupie because I didn't carry his guitar home
I chugged that bitch with a dip in.
You somehow managed to be a man whilst drinking a Mike's Hard. I commend you.
Bar selfie Saturday turned into bar nudie Saturday in a hurry. I need to delete my snapchat...
I actually feel a twinge of sadness recycling all of our handles... I feel like I'm throwing out some great memories or lack of them because we don't remember
I'm going to avoid eye contact because my old high school English teacher is not who I feel like seeing after I just had a dick in my mouth
I just learned in class that female whales slap their fins against the water and then ten males come and fight for her yet we can't get guys to text us back
I can't believe I watched you put a tampon in in the parking garage
My manager caught me going taking a nap in an empty room. Apparently she sleeps there too.
I’m torn. She’s crazy - like legitimately “Wear your skin as a suit” crazy. But her blow jobs and dirty talk are Pornhub quality!
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