Was it cool?
About as cool as only getting a handjob on your honeymoon.
My relationship with VH1 is so bittersweet
no. i seriously look so gross with this sunburn. i wouldnt even wanna bang myself. and im really into myself.
You realize we can hear you jacking off in your room, right?
I like it rough
I don't know what it is about vodka that make me ruin relationships.
just to let you know its hard to talk to your father while being fingered up against a car..
I am as serious as getting herpes in Mexico...
What do herpes have to do with anything?
We need to re-create the Get Some Ass Tour 2002.
Um, 2 out of 3 people involved with that particular event are now married, so I don't think that will be happening.
HELLO, they're MARRIED! They need to get some ass more than anyone.
I'm a hopeless romantic that likes rough sex. Judge me
I just fucked her in the corner of an ally while holding a large pizza waiting on a pledge for a ride.
he has pokemon bedsheets but his dick is huge so i took one for the team
Good news my life of crime finally paid off
His wedding band got caught on my nipple ring and that's how I realized he was married
her nickname was handjob. I knew what i was getting into.
Dude. That's like masturbating until the point that you're going to climax, then stopping, waiting for a few seconds and then starting all over. While that does lead to an altogether more powerful orgasm, it's still annoying as hell until you get there.
I was not expecting that analogy.
No one ever expects that analogy.
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