Well that's not true. She had two social skills. She kept them in her bra
is it bad if my mug shot looks better than my profile picture?
I just found out the FDA voted to ban Vicodin, my last connection to this world has been destroyed
We took up a collection and paid her $50 to eat a piece of meat. Vegetarian morals trumped once again by cash.
It may be that your sole purpose in life is simply to serve as a warning to others..
If I go there, please come with. It will accelerate the lesbian rumor but be totally worth it.
I'm lying on the floor in the back room praying my boss doesn't come to work today.never again
Out of beer. Salsa pong. Never again.
hungover at the ER to get half my contact removed from behind my eye. Not the start to the weekend I was hopin for
Are you around on Saturday? Feeling a trip over
Wet with either fear or sexual excitement
I think a mixture of both is appropriate
STOP SENDING ME NAKED PICTURES WHEN I'M TRYING TO TEACH. MONDAY TUESDAY 1-3 IS A DICK AND ARSE FREE ZONE
You can tell by the way he cuddles that he's got mommy issues
while giving me head, she stopped, looked up at me smiling and said "ill never be able to look at bananas the same way again" and then went back to work.
I realized just how much my daughter is MINE when I heard her tell someone "Go shit yourself" yesterday.
my personal favorite... An "I'm sorry you broke your finger and cant play sports for awhile" blowjob!
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