North Korea, Best Korea!
There comes a time in a man's life when he's almost thirty he just needs to stop watching Degrassi. This is that time.
i did the responsible thing and pissed myself...
You kept saying thank you to the automatic toilet as it flushed your puke.
With any luck I will spend the duration of this flight with my tray table up my seatbelt securely fastened and my face in his lap
I broke stuart's oven and showed up to the party with a squirrel.
I caught her walking around with a fake mustache, wearing a sombrero and holding an empty carton of milk. She's a hopeless cause.
My last 2 google image searches were 'a lot of pudding' followed by 'a generous portion of pudding'
Finals week game: One shot for every psychological trauma I've been through that I have to explain in detail. Man I hate my major sometimes.
I think my FWB just broke up with me and i don't know how I feel about that
I told him I wanted to get on him and ride him to Montana. It didnt end like i thought it would.
There are way too many people I have fucked in this class for this not to be awkward
I'm with the cops, Trish's gay husband stabbed himself and is framing her for attempt of murder and I'm dressed 4 the club I'm wearing leather pants leather jacket leather boots and black club top. Embarrassed
He's making me do the dishes for the next month and half because I shit in the bath tub...
He passed out while I was riding him but stayed hard long enough for me to orgasm. He definitely earned the blow job I’m going to wake him up with in the morning!
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