Random 1st period thought: do you think she could put "had a threesome" on her resume?
he wanted to have me eat skittles off of his body. he mad gay sex even gayer.
Dude...I'm drunk from Wednesday stilll.
You threw up in a Dixie cup last night. Oddly, you just gained major points in my book for that.
You totally drew a penis wizard on my closet that says "I travel for cock rock"
Ps I don't think it counts as being open minded if you didn't know he was missing a leg until you had already started making out.
Lost another pound. Switching from beer to hard liquor did this body good.
I think I'm dead. Why did I think it was a good idea to hang from the banister while someone poured liquor into my mouth?
I hope we all get so wasted that we ride the cows again
i think we should start 2012 by becoming clean and sober for awhile and buckle down
ppsyche im wasted where are you
Im going in through the window and borrowing her dog. Dont worry ive done this before. we have an agreement.
It wasn't exactly a dick pic. It was more like a body shot with a hint of wiener.
So I crawled off the trampoline to puke in the neighbors yard. Wonderful house guest right here
So we were fooling around last night and suddenly Like A Virgin popped up on his itunes
OMG haha What did he say?
He told me that if I laughed, I would have to leave.
What was I even doing in 2010?! I feel like that's a question I should be able to type into the Facebook Search bar
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