onenightstand. Woke up and saw my nuva ring on the floor. apparently he thought it was a glow stick. pick me up please?
he didnt ask why there was a glowstick shoved up your vag?
its not fair. if i was a guy, i'd be getting a high five for banging two in one night.
He's eating a cream cheese sandwich. He's obviously distressed.
Standing on the street at 6am in Hong Kong drinking beer. Watching all the hookers do the walk of shame from our hotel. How did I get here? Maybe all my bad choices in my life were really good ones?
When he gets asked "is it in?" more than his name you arent missing out on much more than a petite tampon.
Now I know he's not trying to fuck me. He took me to lunch at White Castle.
Join us. We're on the roof drinking breakfast
Instead of getting a taxi some gay black guy drove us home. He is trying to break into the taxi business
Way to promote small business.
I think it's gonna be hard to find a guy that won't take my consistent drinking as alcoholism
Also, if asking a guy to come over and watch curling with you doesn't scream let's fuck then idk what does
The guy I hooked up with last night left me alone with his dog AND IT JUST SHIT ON THE FLOOR. WHAT DO I DO
One day I'll learn not to get drunk on a plane. Today is not that day.
Tomorrow night, I am putting you In my trunk. No excuses we have waited forever for this.
He drank an entire six pack, past out on the guest bed, woke up around 4AM, lifted & dropped my leg, then peed on the corner of the bed. When I told him where he was pissing he said "it's all the same babe."
Is it a bad thing when vodka doesn't taste like vodka anymore?
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