My Yahoo Answers account was suspended. Apparently I answered "I like chicks who do anal" to over 100 questions last night.
you need to not memorize your credit card number for drunk pizza
now I know why they wanted me to come. apparently gay guys are stripper magnets
Hey I think I found part of your tooth next to your wine bottle in the floor board of my car.
Some guy seriously just got Jimmy Johns delivered to him at the graduation ceremony. This cannot be real life.
Whoever I saved in my phone as "Jackpot" last night has your keys.
I got shot at today. If that doesn't get me at least a blow job I give up working on the south side
SHUN THE NONBELIEVERS. THUS SAYS THE NIPPLE LORD
I grinded with the guy who brought the scooter, I'm leaving with success
Idk what the interview would be like but I imagine you in a suit and tie surveying a nervous freshman and eventually leading him into a labyrinth of debauchery and clapping him on the back, saying "welcome to the fraternity, son"
currently working on a look that screams, "I'm dead inside, but still trying to enjoy the ride"
He made me a flamingo drink and now I don't know why things are the way they are.
March Madness means a buffet of emotionally vulnerable dick at the bars almost every night. So yeah my vagina and I are big fans.
I'm going to have to go for it. It's like Mt. Everest. It's large and unpredictable but I live for adventure and it's worth never coming back from. Mt. BigDick.
I have no idea what to do with myself since we graduated.
I've just been napping and sexting all day.
Randomize
