wow... just woke up to find out that the OJ we used in my bong last night was poured back into the carton
just found deep spiritual meaning in spongebob.... that high.
If i die in the snow, get to my laptop and delete all of the nickelback. password is "barry"
as in "white"?
I don't think anyone has ever said "boy I'm glad I took those shots of everclear" when they wake up
and honestly a story about how you met your future husband that DOESN'T include the words "creeped him on facebook" is really not a story worth sharing
The amount of pregnancy tests I've taken in my life is unhealthy
He upper decked the toilet, got himself lit on fire 6 times and lit 4 other people on fire in the course of 3 days.
Is this a genuine concern or are you just high?
JUST BECAUSE I'M HIGH DOESN'T MEAN ITS NOT GENUINE CONCERN.
I sold weed for gas money to get home. I thought that's what college was for.
Did you take the full box of samoas or do I not remember getting baked and eating half a box by myself?
It's decided. Tomorrow I'm getting a Big Mac and a Dildo
I think I just read the whole internet. Front to back.
Where you been?
Please tell me this is a booty call
What was I even doing in 2010?! I feel like that's a question I should be able to type into the Facebook Search bar
What did you do with the dog when you went into the club?
coat checked
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