Wow that girl who lives a couple houses down is going out wearing butterfly wings a skirt and fishnets
ok shes still asleep, should i pee on her and say she did it herself? and by the time you respond to this ill probably have already made the decision
16 and pregnant actually makes me really happy that i'm gay
how can i change my meal plan to a keystone plan?
Just woke up and stopped at the WaWa in Virginia. Had major morning wood and didn't try to hide it when walking around. So many awkward stares.
Calvin and Hobbes are double-teaming a butterfly. They're in the bathroom, and drawing a crowd.
believe me... letting the man that delivered you from your mother's vagina do shots off your stomach is really fucking awkward.
you're wrong. we DID have sex last night. just ask your roommate. you seriously don't remember him asking to join us?
He said to me this morning that we should finish these beers, go and get plan B then on the way back, go to the pub to celebrate the death of our baby. I love Manchester.
I'm naked and wearing a cowbell.i love med school.
So my niece decided to play "lets make shapes out of your bruises" with me and told me that one of them looks like a shark bite. Bravo, sir. Bravo.
Yeah and you keep saying "I know how to win America." While running away from us
I think my fortune cookie is telling me I give good blowjobs.
Good, I've got all this booze. It's intimidating to be in the room alone with it..
He wouldn’t know a good thing if it bit him on the ass. Which, btw, I did.
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