did we hook up?
no, because you kept repeating "itty bitty titties" when i took off my shirt
it was 6 in the morning, and you cried until i put mulan in. then you proceeded to say every word, not to mention sing along... stop drinking.
This is a dangerous game of "whose life is more pathetic".
I'll be honest with you, my dick was out at that point in time.
I'm on a no morals kick. That'll be 3 girls in 24 hours....ending 2011 with a bang
He was so good, that I'm pretty sure he fucked his religion into me. P.S. I'm Jewish now.
Went to bed with a bowl of spaghetti O's on my chest, I make my own breakfast in bed. New level of laziness
Nothing like grinding all night with a hot ethnic guy dressed as a clown to help conquer your phobia. Halloween is fucked up.
Im currently watching two girls making out. In the library. Hope your studying is going as good as mine is. Haha
She hash-tagged my name. I think it's safe to say that she remembers our hookup.
idk i was trying to watch Fuller House and you got up out of a dead sleep, just in your boxers, said "no more Dave Coulier" and walked out to the living room and unplugged the router
If he comes over I probably get to fuck him and if he doesn't I don't have to pay him the $60 I owe him for weed. It's a win-win situation.
He was 6'8" - I shit you not! He sat up in my bed and the ceiling fan got him right in the forehead.
The shitshow that was last night is the gift that just keeps on giving
i'm in a very strange mood rn i'm listening to bruno mars??? am i ok????
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