it was like weight watchers had a halloween party.
He's so young, I keep getting a mental image of him in footie pajamas. It's cute but it's wrong. Or is it?
This just became a night full of adventures...and by adventures I mean hitting people with my car
Just bought a waterproof mattress cover. Bring it on sophomore year.
you're going to have to hot glue me into my dress tonight. there's no way out.
It was like the perfect storm of bad decisions.
I go to a class slightly intoxicated and they bring in a baby. What a life.
And for some reason I just want to have sex with EVERYTHING
no dude free pina colada`s taste like what I would expect my penis to taste like except gay-er.
Pavlovs bj experiment 2012. Welcome to the program.
All three of my roommates have their significant others over. We're all hanging out in the living room. It's like I'm the trifecta of third-wheeling
so an orgy is about to happen in the next room if you wondered where i am currently at in life
I just called my grandma crying, apologizing for being the first grandchild to have premarital sex...I'm either about to start my period or pregnant.
I dont think you understand. A NOODLE FELL OUT OF MY VAGINA! I DEMAND TO KNOW WHAT YOU DID TO ME LAST NIGHT!
Well, we went shopping. He bought me starbucks and ate me out in the change room at target. If that isnt the best post covid first date, I don't know what is
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