Apparently you make a good broom.
definition of desperate: He gave me his SC drivers license so i wouldn't forget to facebook him.
Leave Me Alone
At least least me cry on your voice mail
I just found 51 cents in my bed. Did you leave me a tip?
i saw his dick when we were four, so thats kind of ruined for me now
You seriously looked at the house acorss the street and implied that you thought they had nice Easters.
Cuz its complicated and I hate complicated and I miss your penis
Maybe you shouldn't go to cosmic bowling, i don't know if cum glows and I don't wanna find out i'm sure his parents don't either.
Her vagina smelled like pancake batter. That's all you need to know.
Cops just came and got two guys out of my class. I can't do college. Seriously cannot rage at this school anymore.
Building a door into the garage so when I bring girls home my mom doesn't wake up.
Pathetic yet considerate
I've finally done it, I've downloaded some messenger lesbians like to use because some girl wanted to flirt.
Congrats, you're all grown up now.
I FEEL LIKE A GAY BUTTERFLY
If you can't seal the deal with her, I will. And you know I'll be successful. So there's your incentive
I'm so hungover I can't taste anything
I vote we just hike, drink, and destroy dick
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