i have accomplished my summer goal of being able to relate to every taylor swift song
omg kevin jonas gave his bride a glass slipper..could he be any gayer then he is now
he is so gay. he makes clay aiken look straight. what is wrong with the lady that married him? kevin must be envious of her balls
He gave me a 420 gift that consisted of a dime bag, a philly cheesestake, and a Pepsi that was still cold. If he ever wants a free bj, I got him.
i just spent 10 minutes talking to the lady who works at taco bell about my romantic situation.
pre-gaming in the library. just gonna keep going until i'm too drunk to keep working and then i'll be there.
that's why you don't digest questionable powders from girls wearing tutus at a dirty club
He said he wanted to make me his Twinkie, "filled with his delicious cream." ABSOLUTELY 100% NO YOU MAY NOT REPEAT ****NOT**** GIVE HIM MY NUMBER EVER EVER EVER. Please confirm receipt and full comprehension of this message.
I WANT TO. I JUST IMAGINE HIS BEAUTIFUL BLONDE HEAD INBETWEEN MY LEGS AND I BREAK DOWN AND START CRYING.
Those were some damn good pancakes you made last night.
Dude I've been in FL since Monday.
She wants to go furniture shopping for memorial day so we've gotta go portable
thermos full of jaeger bombs?
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I'm pants less watching buffy the vampire slayer drinking rum. I'm not that hard to impress
THAT'S MY GIRL
KICKING BUT AND GETTING PEOPLE INTOXICATED
I'm fairly sure I accidentally saw my dad naked last night
Damn that sucks I haven't needed pants the whole time i've been here
Someone needs to get Mark off the roof. I told you that he doesn’t shut up about ancient Egypt if you give him henny.
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