Which one of you FUCKERS filled the toilet with soil and planted my mothers daisys in it? NOT FUCKING HAPPY
A-plus on my thesis. I deserve the blowjob to end all blowjobs. And I wanna wear a crown while you do it.
Side note, we are 25 fighting over our sophmore year RAs Drunk facebook attention
I would not wish his dick upon my worst enemy
it's gotten to the point where there are no existing good choices. even our good choices are bad choice by anyone's standards but ours.
My mom got me high and then dropped me off at a church.
I've abandoned trying to find a logical explanation of your life.
I feel like a pet sloth would complement my lifestyle.
Yeah. Got a major ego boost when she said she felt like she had just fucked King Arthur. Buying some donuts later to celebrate with, wanna join?
SOMEONE WITH THE TWITTER HANDLE "METHLAB" FAVORITED THAT PICTURE
I need a good cry or an orgasm and neither of them are gonna happen to me and i'm so frustrated
Now I have to go back and sober fuck him. For science.
the police dropped me off. that's how my night went.
it's your last night here, let's make it one we may or may not remember.
She's not allowed to do acid anymore... she started crying because she thought she was an eagle.
not even sure this counts as hungover but like my body can't exist in reality today
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