I've been at work for less than an hour and have pooped twice already. That's what happens when you start sleeping with your roommate and don't want to use the bathroom at home anymore.
Can someone please explain to me why I woke up looking like Ziggy Stardust
I decided you couldn't drive after you asked where the time circuits were on your Altima
I wanted to see November 5, 1985
im glad we only fight about serious things like the hills and disney scene it
you yelled "who's job is it to keep me from breaking shit" and then immediately ripped off the molding as you fell down the stairs.
She kept grabbing my head and told my faces to stop shaking.. Also, she kept whispering something about seeing flowers in my eyes.
What is this nonsense on the table
Your idea.
I mean the hole taco that was chewed up and spit out
Attempting to sleep without a bra since i got my nips pierced wish me luck. Also almost sent that to my coworker.
I've had sex near too many of the blankets to let our parents touch them like this
Just witnessed some guy throw his fake eye at his dad's face. Actually, he whipped it at him.
And the 'kicked out of Xmas party' trophy goes to me. 3rd nomination, first win.
I can't believe it is only 1:30...I may have to stab myself with scissors for an excuse to go home...
Where you been?
Please tell me this is a booty call
If the guys trying to booty call text me could see me right now in some raggedy pajamas with toothpaste down the front of my shirt eating pepperoni out of the package they might change their minds
dude. I can hear the air.
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