I like my sex mixed with concussions.
Your an asshole
Actually, it's "you're an asshole"
My point exactly
let's skip the party, and just play drunken wii, again. its time to give my vag a break.
Banged a lazy eyed chick last night. It was like fucking an iguana.
You know you had a bad blackout when you forget you held the stanley cup.
The state of Wisconsin is just irresponsible for letting me buy this many fireworks
can you explain how you are here for one night and now my kitchen table is in 11 pieces..
he's totally gay but hes wondering what hes missing out on. Im going to show him.
no pressure.
I made a drinking game out of watching your DUI video, everytime you say " okay, well thats just your opinion"
I'm convinced that college is the only place where one can have an existential crisis over what sweatpants to wear
Remind me not to get naked underneath a tree I'm allergic to again.
No celebraish? But today's the day that Jesus, Bruce Springsteen, and a flock of bald eagles came down from the heavens in fighter jets with electric guitars and M-16s a blazon, saying "Hey America, fuck the Red Coats, it's time to party"
I found your dog. Now we are bros, so he is staying. Don't call, don't make it weird.
All I'm saying is Europe has not been easy on my vagina.
Why are you drunk at the library?
Why not?
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