But i just feel like he will pull it out and ill panic. I mean its fairly basic. Up and down. But i feel like ill just freak out.
For future references, orgasms clear sinuses.
If I should ask "why am I still single?" could someone please remind me of shooting mike and ikes out of my nose at the bartender last Saturday. many thanks
No one suspects that a sweet girl who is excited about her anniversary with her bf just blew her partner at work in a communal area a few hours ago, so its cool.
I took her to the bar and boom. All of my past slump busters were there. Shes cool enough to know what that means and said she was afraid they'd eat her so we left.
Done deal I'm dying it right at this moment. I'll need a red Speedo and a half shirt that is extremely tight. Like nipple tight.
If I got everything I wanted in the world, I would have been forcing soup down your throat hours ago
Also, I've finally come to the point in the relationship when having sex with socks on is ok.
There is a car windscreen wiper in my handbag... Not my car's, not ok.
I just sneezed and margarita mix and ash came out of my nose. I love jersey
I would rather contract a disease that would eat me from the inside out and make me suffer painfully while it slowly killed me than to put myself through the 20 minutes of agony that is having sex with you ever ever again.
I think you're talking dirty but I'm not sure???
I can't wait to see you & have espresso-fueled sex
I was left to my own devices with nothing to do but drink
I threw up soo much that I started crying. Then his grandma randomly came in and started rubbing my back...
I'll get the most aesthetic strap on, you'll see
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