i can't put facebook on my resume under hobbies.
Situation: He got it in my eye, how long do I let it sting before should start to worry?
We need to either drink and not go to waffle house or go to waffle house and not drink. I need to know which is causing these shits.
So many stories. To uyou are sober. I heart you though. Jesus. Dirrty dancing jusyt came oine!!no. Lie.
Also I think I'm starting to get calluses on my hands from my level of sexual activity
NO. ANAL IS NOT A GAME.
Can I just have sex with him and then never talk to him? I need him to be the Mr. Miyagi of my sex life.
Dude you chased a girl around the yard and then fell over the curb. Face first. You got up on your own tho so you reached champion status
Had a slight melanoma scare this morning. Spoiler alert, it was Nutella.
I had the choice between 9 burritos and 1 girl...
And...?
Hold on, I'm taking nudes in a blanket fort right now
I see myself subsisting on tequila for the next several days.
I'm trying to drink up the confidence to run in public.
My condom drawer is now filled with W-2s and tax return documents. Is this adulting?
I once left mine in my bra and I forgot and I didn't notice it was there until it vibrated.
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