I tried booty calling last night but apparently he was too tired and wants to meet up tonight. I told him planning defeats the purpose.
Is it awkward that I've slept with every guy in this room?
Only if they know about it too.
I sent him a picture of my touching myself. He responded back "Your nails look really nice"
i dont know everytime i see her teeth i get erectile disfunction
She just gave me a free latte.
Correction. She just have you a frothy, creamy path to that vagina.
He's only a freshman and he needs to expirence shit like that..
YOU would be the Freshman Expirence
Just had a tv talk show interview in my mirror. Got into to some pretty heavy shit man, would have made good viewing.
I am sitting here. Drinking from a bottle of vodka. Eating shredded cheese from a bag and waiting on him to pick me up after he finishes with his girlfriend. This is what dreams are made of.
You started drinking at 2:30, did you really think you would be able to remember?
I'm just going to eat until there's an actual reason why he wouldn't want to fuck me.
IM FEEDING MY CAT ALL THE HAM
We were in the middle of fucking and she was just like "Do ya wanna play Harry Potter Scene It?" I musta been really bad lol Anyways, her tattoo healed nicely.
I honestly think she should have her own reality show called "Lowering the Bar" and it consists of a camera crew following her from Bar to bar hooking up with unsuspecting drunk attractive men.
Stormed out of the house in frustration and now I'm in public and have to take a rage dump. Today sucks.
Anne is dead. totally passed out and was flat out in the street
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