You work out of a Hotel?
I woke up, not remembering how or when or why i was even there and looked over to find Steph spooning with an adult black man.
just fyi, hangover + ice skates = really bad idea
Is it bad that now when i read ingredients in the food I eat i only read it as shrooms instead of mushrooms ?
Don't worry. I has chaperone.
I'm also 3/4 on the frats. Its like my goal of traveling to all 7 continents, but different somehow and a lot less morally sound.
That big chick who gave you the handly polished off one of the walls to the ginger bread house right before she came outside. FYI
Can't decide which I like more. Telling a girl she's pregnant or telling her she has herpes. It's the little things that make medicine tolerable.
He taught me where the gears in a five speed are with his penis.
I think I was the only one who knew you were acting like you weren't drunk in public issues discussion this morning. Make sure you thank me in your Academy Award Speech someday.
Have you ever just woke up in the morning and felt pregnant
I was his one phone call from jail and I hung up on him. He's fine though were gonna go to a party now.
Turns out I made out with a woman dressed as a unicorn here 10 years ago
Just blew on a shot of whiskey to cool it off, like it was soup...
I broke my dick don't ask me how I need help putting in a catheter so I can piss.
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