I feel like sober is me a distant relative that I only see on christmas..
im trying to pick out the cookie crumbs from my adderall. it is a lot harder than it seems.
I'm in the dining hall. that same guy is here again, the one who sits alone and talks to his silverware.
i just lost my virginity for the 9th time. when will guys stop believing that nonsense line
I told him we can only be friends from now on & he said he knows but that I'm the 'best he ever had'.
you slept with him again didn't you
you can't just quote Drake AND compliment me at the same time & receive nothin. he knows me too well
You got cut off after you tried to make the dog funnel moscato.
its been so long even thinking about having a dick inside me makes me sore
Yea there's blood all over the porch but we wont have to buy alcohol for the rest of the week
He actually has his life put together though, during the date we walked by a shoppers drugmart where my friend and I once flashed a janitor and all I could wonder was how does he not see shit show written all over me?
Either im tripping real hard, or there's a legit land shark in my apartment.
...I can smell the alcohol on your breath through that text
Breaking a step ladder over someone's back turned into a really fun game, way too quickly.
Just got referred to as "the girl from Tuesday night" at the Taco Bell drive thru...what happened on my birthday?!
He was telling me how he was trying to grow up. And then 2 minutes later, he told me he was tripping on lsd for the first time.
My life is just a trash fire of work and Japanese video games now
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