I cant talk right now they are about to fuck again
Umm. Any where really. Alcohol and boobs. Those are the requirements.
You obviously dont comprehend the level of insane i operate at
I'm on a no morals kick. That'll be 3 girls in 24 hours....ending 2011 with a bang
I really want to lead this Amish guy into temptation
We can just keep having sex until one of us finds someone we actually like
cassie wtf are you alive??! no one has seen you for like seven hours whereeee did you go
IS IT POSSIBLE FOR A GUY TO NOT HAVE BALLS
Queso dip and pictures of Daniel's penis. It's like the last days of Rome over here.
Omg do you remember last night you kept pointing to your vag asking who wants to play this like a fiddle hahaha
All I know is I got on a table at late night and sang gotta go my own way
I just hope I don't wheeze during sex
We found out if you get Ben high but stay sober yourself he is an AWESOME cook. You need to get your ass down here, this goes against everything I know to be real.
She started throwing ice at me and started yelling, "Holy water bitches! This is an exorcism!"
I woke up this morning cradling my vibrator like it was a baby
And two different second-graders said my make up was pretty. It's left over from last night bc I woke up 5 min before I was supposed to leave.
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