so... i had sex tonight
with a midget
nicccce tits for a little person
The Worst (noun)- 1. Getting up at 6am after a night of drinking. 2. Wearing a Peter Rabbit costume.
Kenny Powers is just a normal guy with exceptional hair
I really need to stop carrying a flask around with me in my backpack at school..
Aren't you in 8th grade?
9th, but that's not the point.
you ran down to the water at 3am and rolled in the sand and ran around screaming that you were the corn dog monster.
I am listening to lecture and I can hear us in the background talking about anal beads.
He stood up, threw the bag of bud between me and Tory, yelled "Fight" and then ran upstairs for the pizza
I don't know at which point last night turned terribly, terribly wrong, but it was somewhere around Motel 6, specifically the parking lot.
Well. Turns up no one actually knows who that kid was. Came in, said happy fathers day, chilled for a while, then left.
Seriously, this apartment is covered in body glitter. This chick musta been a huuuuuge slut. How do you get it across every surface?
Do you have any forwarding contact info?
No. I either had a 6 minute orgasm or I had so many I lost count. I'm still not sure.
Do you think if i wear this shirt with my bengals boxers this kid will fall out of love with me a little bit because that's what I was going for.
After we got done he told me to hold his penis because it helps him fall asleep
You thanked me for a delicious cock and tacos...
I'd love you more if you were covered in hot cheetos
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