He lasted like 30 seconds. With a condom. I just expected more from the president of a frat.
I successfully cooked a taquito with a lighter! My stomach hurts now tho.. im either guna blame it on the undercooked taquito or im feeling guily about porkin my brothers gf a lil bit ago
So you know that marine I slept with, well his girlfriend just told me I was pretty, I almost feel bad for sleeping with him now...
Dont! You were just serving you country
one of the service guys here said i licked ranch off your face lastnight
4 girls bringing me taco bell. this is what dreams are made of.
I found my hair extensions. They were in my hamper.
I'll always remember 2012 as the year I hooked up with countless girls who had the sides of their heads shaved.
It just makes me feel nauseous. And I don't want to feel nauseous when all I really want is to get off.
She's high and running across rooftops. Yes we're going to end up in A&E again.
I've never seen an uncircumcised penis. I mean in person. I've clearly seen an uncircumcised penis. I have the google.
I feel like a sex bomb and I need to go explode on somebody
can we not compare my dick to a children’s folk tale
BUT DID YOU RIDE THAT DICK INTO THE SUNSET THO?
I'm at that stage of drunk where just imagining having sex makes me motion sick.
Watching a guy pay his tab with a check. Jesus dude...
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