That's what you get when you play shuffleboard drunk.
Slept with that guy from the bar last night. Only got 2 1/2 hours of sleep. Eyes were so bloodshot this morning that the principal sent me home b/c she thought I had pink eye. God I love teaching elementary school...
im at a party in sweatpants, slippers, and a basketball jersey from the eighth grade, 10 bucks says im still getting laid
So about class tomorrow..... i,ll be there. But I may be still a bit drink and wearing a suit. I'll explain when I get there.
We did face masks and fucked...he really isn't gay, what they say about europeans is just true
When they saw it was the 7th inning of the baseball game one took off running for the beer stand while his friend is yelling "BUY THE KEG"!
And then I saw the naval officer and gave up that whole new leaf thing
I'm standing outside of the bar watching homeless men teach a kid how to pee of the sidewalk.
Either I'm deep cleaning my apartment out of severe academic procrastination or I'm subconsciously nesting and need to take a pregnancy test.
Nothing with ever convince me that she wasnt purposely left behind by our mother to ruin my life and fuck our family
Impressive. I've never gotten straight denied and then chased the guy naked out of my own apt. I'll remember that next time.
Just FYI....you totally yelled out Royals while we were having sex last night lol.
This is worse than naked and afraid. This is drunk and confused.
Masturbating to death wouldn't be a terrible way to go. If you die tonight, I'll know how it went down. Promise not to tell your family.
God damn you Coronavirus! I'm jonesing I got the itch. I would fully satisfy a horse for some Taco Bell or Perkins. God help me I'm going insane but I definitely don't want to get sick.
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