u know ur drinking tonight lol i dont know why you try to deny it
but i dont wanna get emotional and drunk text
then give me ur phone
NEVER!!
I seriously love my fucking boobs. They are so boobs.
Memo to the bitch sitting across from me at Swamp: no one thinks you're classy with your Louis Vuitton and your Burberry scarf when you're dragging on that cig like it was the last cock on earth and you needed cum for sustenance.
He just asked me if I ever had the urge to put a zucchini in my ass.
Any particular reason you put 2 smashed up limes in my back pocket last night?
I'm currently trying to figure out how I woke up naked and handcuffed to my bed. Not real worried about class right now.
I think forcing your little sister to drink with you on a Wednesday when she has school the next day is the low point of alcoholism.
shes the kind of girl that would cock block endangered pandas
I feel like everytime I call him he's either fucking or getting into trouble. It's really disturbing that he presses the answer button and then proceeds to fuck her harder.
He likes bondage and spanking and shit.
Oh, so "normal" kinky not "I wanna pee on people" kinky. I can handle that.
I just remembered something. Did we really all flash the cab driver to get half off?
I tried snowmobiling at 2 am. I broke my glasses. You're right. Things do get out of control.
I responded with "neat-o burrito" to his SEXT...he tried so hard and I just panicked.
I'm just concerned as to why his penis is two different colors.
I didn't even mind that he came early I just wanted to get eaten out and cuddle
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