Afterall, it is the real San Francisco treat
Yeah. I woke up naked in his bed this morning and remember saying "Get a condom cuz I can't afford an abortion right now" last night. He didn't run. He's a keeper
Just once id like a girl to say to me in the dracula voice, i want...to suck...your dick...
Dudeeeee, i ordered strippers for my party.
I ordered a moonbounce.
Fuck, you win.
Nothing like a Mormon bachlorette party to make you feel slutty
I think "I actually like giving blow jobs better" qualifies her as a keeper
We're sitting in his room writing songs about America. There's a verse about a dead dog. There's tequila everywhere.
Bro I am trying to have one night stands nothing more, unless she is baking waffles I can eat out of her butthole I am not interested
A man just sang Jennifer Lopez to me out his car window. I am not sure how I feel about this, but it is not positively.
I can not believe he edited a picture of our three way and made it his profile picture
you don't go into accounting for the pussy....
I was told i took a shot doing a headstand in the backseat then proceeded to barf all over my face
I had no idea you were so talented.
You stumbled into the hotel room escorted by security and then went into the bathroom sat by the toilet, threw up for hours while slamming your head on the wall and whimpering "why" over and over.. I went to bed
You've reached your one pic per night limit. To increase your limit, start conversations before 9 and submit your request for an additional pic before 10.
Not having a reliable dick in is getting expensive. I’ve had to replace 3 vibrators since Mike and I split up
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