omg he said he wants to insert his penis into my vagnia what do i say
tell him to stop quoting family guy
she has over 3,000 tagged photos on facebook. dont tell me she isnt annoying.
I wouldn't really call it 'getting lucky' considering I paid her to do it.
He took a shot, then proceeded to puke into the bucket he was iceing his broken foot in
Just saw a 300lb woman fall down. Shes screaming like a beached manatee. Her 120lb boyfriend is trying to push her up. It's like watching an infant try to bench
Yeah bro I don't know how she's gonna explain the black eye, how else do you tell your boss "my knee hit me in the face during sex last night"
Nothing brings people closer than bonding over tequila shots and running from campus security.
I feel bad for his balls. Ive never seen so much sperm. He had to be dying
Idk but she keeps giving me s'mores and I'm having a hard time caring about her alcoholism because of it
Nothing says male bonding like watching porn with your grandpa
Dude she tried to bite my face off last night, literally. I have never actually felt like a piece of meat until that point in life...
Just because your gf gives mediocre bjs doesn't mean I can fill that void
Are you feeling better yet?
I need a nap and a new butthole
after we got done having sex, you rolled over and ask what your yelp review was. So yea I'm kinda mad.
I enjoy the company of your penis
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