She got kicked off the plane and spent the last four hours in a holding cell with the feds.
but she's really nice
he said he wished he had more hands so he could firmly hold my boobs.
Pretty sure I just has te same conversation as you. He suggested I get, sell, and fuck the hoes, and once all was said and done, that I should refer afforementioned hoes to him, to perform felatio.
Hypothetical question: If I threw up in the dishwasher do I clean it up or just turn it on? :(
Yeah i knew he wasn't okay when he told me he was "seeing his vision"
So I feel bad, Ross is asking questions, I think they need to know it's a Spanish lesbian bar
It was like getting head from an anaconda
When his Irish accent comes out my uterus hums. Or some productive organ down there, I'm not sure of the logistics
I think the Predator is hunting me in my house. If I don't text you later, send Danny Glover. I love you all.
Literally just inhaled three cinnamon rolls. Sara is staring. It was inhuman
so apparently last weekend we taught the mascot how to shotgun beers. am i winning college yet?
But how MUCH of an emergency? Like, should I go to the ER now, or can it wait until after the bar crawl?
I gave him the white girl "you spilled my psl look" and walked away
dude, i told you to rally, so you sprinted upstairs, knocked some girl down, and without missing a beat said, "not now bitch, im in the fucking zone" and took off
Sober sex is weird like I didn't expect this when I got clean
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