Don't feel obligated to get back to me but I think I just fell in love with a middle aged waitress at the Dennys in waco. She's used but in good condition.
don't worry about the neighbors I'm like 99% sure all that snow covered a good portion of our vomit
this is the 21st century. you drunk fuck him and then go on a date.
just joined the mile high club. if this plane crashes because of this text, it was worth.
Who is he, asking me if im dtf without a question mark
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I only put bad things in my body...jack, caffeine, chocolate, pills, and rich's cock. It's like being holistic but exactly opposite
Spring Fling is on 420. The theme better be 'Flower Child'.
I want there to be fog machines and unicorns.
Moments after comforting her about her boyfriend issues I found myself in the other room showing him my tits.
I was drunk while I accepted my job offer. Here's to growing up.
My sunday was babysitting three big, drunk, crying Swedes. Unless your day involved four or more giant drunk swedes I don't want to hear about it.
THAT'S NOT NICE
NEITHER WAS PROMISING NOT TO TAKE MY SISTER'S VIRGINITY, THEN PROMPTLY DOING SO
ive started thanking my toys after masturbating. might be time to get some fuck boys
I'm glad we smoked together,that was probs the biggest sibling bonding we will ever have.
Dentist appt at 2pm get milk poured on my tits by 2am
A marvelous 12 hours
I just ate part of my sock, this has got to stop.
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