It usually only happens when Im really excited. Normally not that fast. You still enjoy it?
Is it bad that when my prof gave examples of "stalking" behavior, I either have done or would do most of them?
He ran headfirst into the atm. Thenasmed us what our spirit animals were...he said his was either a dolphin or a cabbage
Her hair goes down to her lower back and nobody was there to held it back for her. She looked like chewbacca dipped in vomit.
There's a person in my phone named motor boat. I love making new friends.
is it bad that my walk of shame involves the church shuttle?
No you usually just ranted about the voicemail bitch until she cut you off again
Dude, she got "I party too much" skinny. She looks like a recovering drug addict.
All I know, is I had green sex and beer and got driven home. That's it.
I woke up in your kitchen with my ID in my hand and my nails were painted electric blue. Dude.... never let me have fireball again.
Nothing says "Happy New Year" like having to shit into a plastic bag.
So after we found out he wasnt throwing up blood in was just hawaiian punch and we all failed breathalyzers the cop drove us around like a taxi and brought us back to the apartment
No we didn't fuck. He picked me up I asked where we were going and he said "I don't know if you've ever heard of a little place called Denny's?" He was completely serious. I told him to stop the car and I got out and called Jack.
Thus began an intricate shell game of nude cardigan photos
I went to finger her and found a penny. I think ill keep it.
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