Currently listening to 'Just Put it in Your Mouth.' remember when i went through that phase?
He tagged himself in all of my pictures so he would get a notification if someone commented on it.
Restraining orders are what college is about.
he told me that if i wanted to smoke he could make a piece out of my shoe. were keeking this kid around
the entire lecture hall sighed when the prof announced that there will be an exam on 4/20
i love being in ibiza. their hotels are much more receptive to walking around naked in the lobby than our american ones.
We should bet how many people are going to get alcohol poisoning next weekend and whoever wins gets a free Starbucks.
Just hook me up with your dad already stop being selfish
They need to leave so I can start drinking shamefully.
I took her to the bar and boom. All of my past slump busters were there. Shes cool enough to know what that means and said she was afraid they'd eat her so we left.
Oh my god i hate key west. No one takes amex and strippers took all my money
Texas awaits me. And all the cocks that live there too.
woke up to find i out made out with his roommate before hooking up with him. breakfast was awkward to say the least
Well that was the first and last time I've had to write "divorce party" on a request time off form. I'm throwing it for my mom. What is my life turning into.
he sneezed into my face mid-kiss
Bless his heart
I think I need practice at oral sex
I own a practice facility.
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