They say you shouldnt they say its no good for the environment in your vagina
I just saw grafitti that read "Mug The Fart Eater". Really, Memphis? That's all you've got?
Things to remember: Girls don't appreciate it when you yell "Beast Mode!" when switching to doggy style.
Someone's playing Limp Bizkit out loud on the train. I think the decade reset it self.
did u really fuck my little sister???
im not saying yes or no but just know that my answer rhymes with "mess"
didn't have any spoons so I beer bonged my chicken noodle soup. I fucking love camping.
She tags her boyfriend in all of her pictures on her heart...
I couldn't sleep so I drunk ellipticaled for an hour. Worst. Idea. Ever.
Please be advised that because of last year's "incident" we will no be starting St. Pat's day with spicy breakfast burritos and car bombs. Please plan accordingly.
nothing can ever be as bad as the night i blacked out, updated my fb status to i need a pity fuck and then passed out for 13 hours.
Mike found the condom wrapper on the washing machine and looked at me and said "Magnum? NICE girl. Get that nut!" then proceeded to puke in a cup
Not sure. He doesn't know where New York is on a map but he gives an incredible spanking.
Who cares about New York?
We are gonna sacrifice to and pray to every god in this world that he doesn't find out about her sleeping with his old roommate.
My talents include parallel parking and over reacting about absolutely everything.. And drinking..
Thank you for being so charming, but do you have syphilis?
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