i wonder if she has dreads down there too...
I just looked at all of our spring break pictures... there's a guy getting a blow job in the background of the ones on the beach.
i hate this class. from the way they're all staring you would think they've never seen a girl in basketball shorts, heels and sunglasses.
he literally had a slideshow of all the girls hes had sex with pictures set to american woman
I just remember taking her cat for a walk around 3 am then falling asleep in a slide at the park
Itd be like fucking a waterbed thats been locked in a barn for two years.
Where in the FUCK do you get your analogies
Exact words that were just spoken as she was on her 6th, yes 6th piece of bread: "I'm only eating the soft and chewy inside of the bread-I am taking the crust home to feed my turtles"
I told him to keep his feelings in his pants because they're annoying and to just fuck me.
I made her orgasm until she cried. Four years of only having sex with dudes and I've still got it.
lets talk about you, dubstep, and a bunny suit.
Lets get coked out and steal a parrot this summer
Well it's like a wise man once told me: "If you're going to shave your balls, don't do it hungover."
I guess I can give it a shot. I usually just get belligerently drunk and go where my penis and feet lead me. No fights or getting too lost, so they seem to be doing a good job
Didn't pick classes because we were out all weekend...only open course is "alcohol and drug problems". Fucking ironic.
I just watched some kid bang his girlfriend and I was like whatever I'll just sit here and do all your fucking drugs that's fine
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