Taking a 35 year old indonesian home, only in vegas ;-)
I'd do that. But we would need storm trooper helmets.
What wine goes with Cap'n Crunch?
afterwards we were spooning and he said he wished he was a kangaroo so he cold put me in his pouch and keep me forever. I left as soon as he was asleep.
I saw him coke blaxckout on the subway at 9 this morning yelling at people callig himself the gatekeeper.
I'm not sure what happened. But I must have won because I obviously stole two full pitchers of beer from the bar and taped a note on them saying "your welcome"
Hey, it was your idea to keep her occupied with the barscanner on your phone.
you didnt need to give her a fucking sharpie. there are handmade barcodes everywhere. including my cock. fucker.
Haha, apparently they frown upon male strippers there. Bouncers couldn't catch me tho.
I once puked on the side of the hwy driving home and it somehow made me feel more Canadian. So don't rule it out
Lets just say that a certain piercing set off certain alarms when I went thru the airport detector/scanner thingie. David was high fived like 12 times.
I need Jameson.
Yea? How do you think I feel? Your job during the delivery is to keep that flask ready. The moment our kid pops out, I'm taking a shot.
Cutting up lines with the edge of my birth control packet. Just reminding you this is the person you've CHOSEN to be monogamous with.
Sneaking the vodka in was the easy part.. listening to medley of puking in the porta pottys was not
So it's official the pockets of my work apron exist solely for the purpose of secretly flipping off asshole customers and not losing my job.
That seems dangerous to buy acid from a stranger on craigslist
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