True story: Just left my solo cup on a cop car. Yesss
Just used my last prints at the library for brackets instead of final reviews. Hello March.
Were making a bet for which twin will relapse while in rehab. I'm going for the chubbier one
dude. you ripped the mardi gras beads off the girls neck and yelled she didnt deserve them..
We should live in a duplex and just hook up with randoms for the rest of forever and be animal hoarders.
I won't go into too much detail about this but you should probably wash your sheets. In bleach. Or just burn them. Thanks for letting me sleep in your bed bro. Enjoy scotland.
The staff doesn't like it when you try and take your wheelchair for a joy ride since I've been waiting for an hour and a half.
I cried and ate like 6 tacos in the taco bell parking lot at almost midnight, sober, alone, listening to a demi lavato cd. And that was the good part.
Well then sir I'll probably see you tomorrow after my class and at 3 with your clothes off. Sounds like a solid way to start the weekend to me
All hell broke loose. When the police showed up, this kid somehow haggled with a cop to let him pee in public. I'm convinced he could talk the panties off of a nun
Life without a bra equals bliss.
Ended up at the strip club, got told I should be a dancer 4 times, got free tacos and my hot TA slide in the dms. How was your night?
We could probably bang our way to enlightenment. However acid helps.
I can't wait to see you again. It will be like when we first started dating- but with less clothes.
Okay, let's just all take a step back and think about how funny this will seem in like a year... Maybe 2 if his nose is actually broken.
Randomize