im holly from the hills drunk
I love how understanding people are when they hear we first hooked up getting high and watching nature shows
I want to see you in more than a weed delivering capacity
He said he had bite marks on his back... Turns out he had to throw me over his shoulder, and I was really reluctant.
whatever, you made your decision to be a responsible student and where did it get you? a pushed back exam and no blowjob.
I think god is proud of me so he is rewarding me in discounted wine
I usually just read books and meditate to an aquatic soundtrack of sea walrus's mating. But ill choose coors light instead
She sucks enough dick that I could make her mouth a legitimate Yelp location.
mhmm. we know where to go, which places have free bathrooms, how long you can be in one until its sketchy, we have this down to a science. we're like the college sophomore pregaming dream team
i actually texted him "nice to see you" but then there was a saved draft "i think about you when i get off." dodged that bullet...
I feel like the only way to get him to stop is by telling him i'm tired from fucking our other friend every night this week
He didn't even realize I was drunk. He probably just thought I loved Torchwood so much that I no longer knew how to use my thumbs
I'm just trying to find the strength to put my bra back on and come inside
He was awful. Hubby's was apparently epic. I suck at swinging.
I can tell that I'm high when listening to celine dion becomes such a life changing experience
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