genius alert. I just invented a contraption made of toilet paper and rubber bands that makes it so your balls don't stick to your leg when you wake up from sleeping. I call it, The Balldozer
I'll start drinking again when I know where I am
you kept calling numbers in ur phone book and saying, "I love your show, I'm a long time listener, first time caller."
oh great. kentucky is ranked #1 in the country for child abuse. go us.
Thanksgiving. A stoners favorite holiday
I was about to watch some really classy porn. Title was ravenous for dick. I didnt know pornstars knew ravenous was a word.
it will be an insanely irresponsible summer.the only things i plan on not doing are dying and getting pregnant.and even those are negotiable
Im down. Even tho your nick name intimidates my vagina.
What kind of costume was that supposed to be??
I'm an orgasm trader!
I can't! Its just like the night that I bathed you, I didn't tell anyone.
You are under a naked attack watch for the whole weekend. Shelter in place.
I want to fuck the side burns off of Steve.
He made me a flamingo drink and now I don't know why things are the way they are.
I woke up uncovered, spread eagled to my dad saying "you really need to stop sleeping naked."
It was like Strip poker and blow, but with Yu-Gi-Oh cards
Randomize
