i woke up at 5 am and found myself wrapped in christmas lights that were plugged into the wall.
By connection do you mean me drunkenly grinding my ass on his lap for an extended period of time? If so, then yes, we had a "connection"
Using his name makes it all too personal. I refuse to get attached to this one. This is all about ass. He doesn't get a name.
There was a community pot of Ramen, and if you were in the pool you were either fully clothes or ass naked.
Warning: at some point today you will probably see several pics of me 69-ing a blow up turtle show up on facebook. Just disregard them.
Had to crawl to the kitchen this morning cuz I was too hung over but really wanted fruity pebbles. yes. I ate fruity pebbles on the kitchen floor.
Just described your amazing cock to a complete stranger. I am officially the worst wingman (chick) ever.
It's like an R Kelly music video in here. Only a matter of time before someone pisses on someone
Is it related to planting your seed? Cause I don't know if you have studied the development of a tiny human, but that is some complicated shit.
Isn't everything in a man's life somehow related to him planting his seed?
You were carrying a 6 ft lamp that we stole on your back yelling "OHANA MEANS FAMILY AND FAMILY MEANS NOBODY GETS LEFT BEHIND"
He better be a good lay, these underwear cost $50.
I just forgot I was standing up.
I need an honest answer, no judgements. Would it make me a bad person if I fucked the other twin?
I want you
Nvm, now I want someone who replies to my booty-call texts faster
They gave my sperm a pep talk after they found out we were trying.to have.a baby.
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