wow. When I'm done with him he's going to have to pop his collar in necessity and not just douchery
yeah, he just sent me a picture of himself with his shirt off.... It didnt turn me on, it just made me want to buy him a big mac....
see if i had a dick i'd definitely smack people in the face with it
at russian wedding, no open bar. bottles of vodka at table. getting to work tomorrow may be an issue.
I'm going to make him fall in love with me one blow job at a time.
Forgot to mention there might be a picture of me being thrown in the air while at a Mexican restaurant
i keep looking at my boobs and it just baffles me how he could give this up.
I just went to pick up my pigeon from your house. You should be getting a picture soon
When you put it that way it sounds like my vagina is a parking garage to be monitored by security guards
I gotta figure out which 7 tampons in the box contains the drugs
It's called "lets see how many European capitals we can do the walk of shame through in one year"
Just the amount of girls he locked himself in my room woth says your gonna have to take a cab bro. I don't think he's going anywhere
you told me your favorite colors were "pink" "no pants" and "Mexican food"
I would eat the Denny's grand slam special out of my new probation officers b hole
Idk... he wears anklets.. i dont think i can get past that.
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