Porn is love you can see.
i cant finish this easy-mac because i need it for a chaser.
Last night I ate the rest of the salsa with my hands. And i DONT have a hangover? Glorious.
dude we were making out and she kept singing the americas next top model song. you wanna be on top?
Try denying you're gay when "I'm Not A Girl, But Not Yet A Woman" comes on Shuffle.
He promised he'd be the first bidder on my ebay item if i went home with him. Worth it.
I vagually remember taking your birthcontrol and washing it down with ash water
Your excessive judging is making this uncomfortable
I just smoked weed out of a baked potato.
You rock my world.
If I got everything I wanted in the world, I would have been forcing soup down your throat hours ago
Have you seen him ? Seriously. No one is that straight.
How much weight does it take to launch a cat using a trebuchet vs the tension required for a catapult?
We were making out on the floor and his 13 year old beagle crawled in between us & just sat there...I got cockblocked by an ancient beagle named Bubba
Please tell me im imagining that i claimed that i was king of the ducks.
its been well over a year and hes still saying sex with me was epic
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