Nevermine. I'm just going to tell you on Myspace with a glitter graphic.
Im broke. I spend all my money on weed cigarettes alcohol and food. In that order. I cant even cut one of those because you know it'd be food. I already stopped getting my nails done just so i could support my bad habits.
I got so many pubes stuck in her braces that when she yanked her head, I cried out like that one girl you "accidentally" rear-ended last week. Bald spots are battle scars.
Nothing better then your mother meeting someone you randomly had sex with and him introducing himself as the guy who rocked her world once.
that's the ideal party shoe. cute, but i can still puke in them.
Uhh, there's a legit bruise on my boob.. Again how does he manage this
bleeding from the face, sitting in a shopping cart and holding a wad of ripped caution tape. what else would i be doing?
I thought the cops would know I was on shrooms because I was 10ft tall.
She has a lazy eye!
My other option is a hardwood floor
I feel like that's something that he should've asked me over dinner..... instead of with his hand down my pants? maybe not
I'm cutting her off I can't have my good name soiled with these kinds of shenanigans
Shit is preposterous
What happened after I vommed in your shirt that I was wearing and threw it out the window on the highway?
i guess i fuck people who own bucket hats so i can't talk shit
I feel like my toilet water looks different when outsiders use my bathroom...
Are you high right now?
HOW DID YOU KNOW!
I'm so gassy and it's your fault.
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