Last night i was so high that i came home and did a taste test of every vitamin water and wrote theyre grade down on paper.
Her eyes are really red like she jus got out of the hospital and shes coughing ...80 ppl at her school do have swine flu dude
So your saying just a blow job?
Why am I in a dog kennel?
It was for your own safety
Is it bad that now when i read ingredients in the food I eat i only read it as shrooms instead of mushrooms ?
Apparently having him hold an open book in front of me while i'm blowing him doesn't count as studying...
well on a positive note i hear those vitamins you take while pregnant do wonders for your nails
great! i almost saw a gas station fight, and i believe i became the first person to successfully pee and puke in a bathtub simultaneously
I can't wait to go to grad school so I am not your high unemployed friend.
i just remembered that i did the "single ladies" dance ON THE BAR...fuck you slippery nipples i curse the day i discovered you
It's like being the highest you've ever been, then doing about 20 shots, and chasing them with lines of coke. All while laying on the surface of the sun.
I don't want a baby! I JUST WANT AN ORGASM THAT ISN'T SELF INFLICTED.
2 things: 1) can you get hep from toilet water? And 2) do you know where we can get a new skillet for cheap?
Please tell me those aren't related.
I made rice.
Still dying that you shit outside
I've come to realize that I need a break from life when I just tried to use my address numbers as the cook time on the microwave
oh i see... well this is a positive first step in you courting him for sex.
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