yeah, but that could mean anything in Denmark.
I showed my boss the "She Wolf" video. He sent it to all his friends and told me to make us martinis...thanks Shakira and keep it up
found: crazy homeless guy quoting Quagmire lines to every chick he sees. i think i win the scavenger hunt.
I only have two new blunt burns this year as opposed to freshman year's 6. This is growing up.
Saw an eatery called Rusty Taco. That sooo could be me.
I have to verbally tell you. He looks good on paper...but he totally fails in person. Like communism.
at what point last night did we decide it was okay to let me hitch hike to another bar?
Exactly. Because my vagina can't be consoled with words. It requires a thicker form of communication
gave him road head on the way to his grandparents house. purposely didn't let him finish, the sexual tension over turkey was indescribable.
At one point they were sandwiching me, both petting my stomach, mad dogging each other. Then they somehow telepathically decided to both try to pull my pants down. Such nice guys.
I do have a life. It just consists of making scarves and chesse straws now
He tried to tell me that he could handle his liquor better than "all the bitches in this town." AS HE THREW UP. ALL. OVER.
And then the templeton police were like "oh I remember her, yeah the blue haired girl that we picked up cause she was passed out drunk on the side of the road"
I apologize in advance for the number of sex toys drying on the bathroom sink.
Just had sex in the room next to my parents. Heading back to school ASAP.
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