Just made ouyt with a dude on the real wporld...I said I dont want my face blired out
Adams eating in the shower, he says it's one of his favorite places to eat. Btw it's milanos he's eating, he says he loves italy too.
I just noticed that my shirt smells like coffee after eating out a Barista
Note to self: never do anything I don't want to explain to a paramedic
We're at the hospital. She got a head rush and fell and now blood everywhere. Smoke the rest, just save her a bowl
Lets get real here, ive seen your moms breasts multiple times
I would have been the big man on campus...just flop my wang out on the table and how them what they were gonna deal with if they dropped the soap
She said she didn't feel right fucking on her parents dining room table I grabbed the only thing around bubblewrap she blew me for creativity
He's a Republican and an Ohio State fan idk how far this can go.
Can you send me the picture you took of me smoking a joint with the cat make-up on?
Smoked a joint with mom, best Thanksgiving ever!
last night I used snow as a chaser
Did that sound smart? Cuz beneath the boozy exterior beats the heart of a fucking scientist.
I am now gainfully employed. Parents, lock up your children.
Yay! Welcome to the world of "you're seriously trusting me with your kid?"
He ate me out while I was wearing a canada goose parka and a dress hand crafted by a seamstress from yellowknife. I came while watching the northern lights. Most arctic orgasm ever.
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