Telling her that my penis is called megatron was not a good idea for a first date.
dont worry, it'll just be a conversation starter like "why did you get that pierced?" or "wow, i got arrested there too"
i just overheard someone saying that they invented the 'tequila mockingbird' last night. sorry, but i found better friends
Let's be honest. I make up for my well below average sized penis with a great personality and a possibly successful future
I let my daddy issue flag fly free last night.
I just wanna have sex and go to Denny's after is that too much to ask for.
I know you're having some issues right now but can we focus on the gangbang?
Umm...sounds like a maybe. I broke my nose and have surgery next wed but if I'm ok by Friday I'm down.
Still drunk. lying on the floor just rubbing my cats nipples
I feel like with a dick like that he could of done more with it
alright well you definitely hurt his feelings though you told him he looked like he was going to an Amish community prayer meeting..
He's teaching me French for free and I'm giving him blowjobs. Win-win.
You mom sent me some article linking anal sex, damaged prostates and sterility. Does she still think your gonna go straight and have kids one day?
You'll be pleased to know I just had an elaborate day dream about your penis. you were there too.
I miss the pre Covid days when we could meet men in bars. Hitting on guys in the grocery store is just depressing
Randomize
