I wonder why dictionaries dont have indexes to help find the words easier.
For someone who "only drinks patron" your lack of pickiness with men alarms me
I want you to come here and listen to her climax and then tell me how funny you think it is.
whatever happens this semester dont let me be that girl yacking in the urinal. again.
Also, did that cop draw hearts on everyone's hands last night?
You told him that your vagina was the "King Crab" of all vagina's.
Apparently she has a 10 week old kid, which would explain the hallway effect I was feeling.
You showed your tits for hundreds of beads but magically became shy when there was food on the line
As Scar once said. Be prepared! For the shit show of what's coming tonight
Trying to do the walk of shame over here WHY are there a hundred ppl on the el?! Thank god I pulled a summit and wore casual clothes I even stopped by the farmers market and bought some squash
He started a convo with me by saying that we went to high school together and then recommended I try meth.
We peed on campus in the middle of the tailgate and then hit on a married cop that asked you to stop touching him
And if you put this on Facebook, I will drop live cockroaches in your mouth while you sleep and then smother you with a pillow.
You always say the most romantic things
Who the fuck puts glitter on their vagina? It’s all over my face and crotch.
His dick smelled like strawberries...it was awesome.
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