You should dream of me :)
I'm going to dream of single life.
she keeps a pillow, blanket, and a pack of saltines under the bathroom sink, for "rough nights".
It's been decided..lingerie is an investment. You get free breakfast and cab rides out of it.
You're doing that 'overestimating how much I care' thing again.
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I said I usually like going out for coffee before torturing someone's genitals. He said he understood.
My ex just sent me a message asking if she could blow me, but only if we get caught by her new bf. If she promises to swallow I'm doing it.
Gosh, I don't even have that. Let alone someone to tie me up and whip me with Twizzlers.
Maybe I'll make your dreams come true and pee on you tomorrow.
He just kept repeating "not with an octopus" over and over for hours. Soooooo Porn Dare was a succes.
I just want to be naked all the time but not in a sexual, come-hither and look at my ass sort of way. In a slightly chubby yet not ashamed way as I eat Taco Bell and lay on soft fuzzy blankets.
she comes in perfect pitch. hook up with more singers.
Well don't pass out under a Swedish flag and people won't make assumptions
He told me I'm a small core of pure evil wrapped up in sweetness, gold, and puppies. He gets me.
That is beautiful
He told me that I should keep my socks on next time because he read somewhere that it'll help me orgasm...
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