i blacked out hard core.. it was bad peeeed muh bed
I just Organized my jello shots by their colors in my mini fridge for the rest of the week. I'm going places in life.
How many layers of skin can you loose before it becomes bad?
she said i was like a little lamb and she felt bad for luring me into her den of sin. then she blew me.
Being a virgin isn't supposed to be this easy for you.
Just got attacked by a family of raccoons, I have the worst luck.
I'm pretty sure every guy I've been with this weekend has made a solid attempt at getting me pregnant...
No, seriously, I've slept with 3 guys this month.
It's ok, February is a short month
I didn't punch him it was just love coming out of my fist
Her alarm in the morning was Best Day Ever from Spongebob. I'm have lots of conflicting feelings right now...
So I've decided that blue balls for lesbians is rainbow balls and the struggle is real
What type of bandaid should I use on my clit
Definitely ended up doing Coke with Chewbacca in the porta potty behind the haunted house.
It's 2016 and I am a strong independent woman who just wants someone not weird to touch my butt, dammit
last time we were there you stole a tap from the toilets. How are you confused that your bag is full of baubles you clearly can't stop collecting their furnishings
I woke up naked and alone this morning. What a life
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