lol you are funny thanks bro I'll take you to a strip club
I don't wanna go to a strip club I'd rather get my boobs free or earn them from a series of good deeds
Ha! What's wrong with that? Hard work deserves compensation. I accept cash, checks, and boobies!
If I had a nickel for every time I've used a condom, I'd have... two nickels.
Someone shit on the floor
my orientation roommate looks just like New York of Flavor Flav fame
I walked into cold stone and the guy started preparing a supersized birthday cake remix for "Mrs. Munchies"
Lots of explosions. Minor nudity. Full penetration and lots of tuxedos.
We shared that special kind of eye contact that can only be experienced when you know one party is saying "Oh god, I fucked him in the back seat when you were in the front, didn't I."
On an unrelated note: I'm also a big advocate of the "never waste a boner" theory.
My meds have diminished my sex drive, this must be what regular women feel like
I thought my period ended but I felt it again as soon as Pitbull started playing
Thank you, I really appreciate that. I know I couldn't participate in class tonight and I hope that doesn't affect my grade too much. So please let me know of any extra credit opportunities such as fellatio
Dude I broke her toilet blowing some dude. I wasn't going to turn down the 300$ he offered to fix it.
Thank you <3 he just looked at me, fist bumped me, and asked me what was on my titty....we may cut her off
He sent me a pic stitch collage of all the tit pics I had sexted him this month. It was so sweet!
Oh my god I'm in a public bathroom with a space heater. I never want to leave
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