He is such a slut. More and more my type.
The way you explained my vagina was exactly the way I would of described my breakfast burrito.
So for a second i just thought clitoris was a disease.
I kept feeling my boobs..just to make sure they were still there.
I know now the amount of smoke it takes to set off the fire alarm....no longer worried about using the bong...not even close
Just caught my first cougar this fake was worth every fucking penny.
Nothing is more awkward than taking a dump while someone is crying in the bathroom.
You'd think, but when you nail one sorority sister, you might as well have nailed them all.
Whiskey and tits go great with anything. Especially fire.
Painting strippers breast and vaginas to look like easter eggs. What r u doing tonight.
I gave up great shower sex to be here so don't say I never did anything for our friendship.
Haha I had a heart to heart with a stripper so I would say it was a success?
Have you heard yourself have sex?
I'm not THAT loud...
My neighbors filed a noise complaint.
Not sure if I should ask if I can have my underwear back or just avoid that all together.
I didn't think you were that drunk until you were trying to rub your foot on my vag under the table at the thai place.
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