O.A.R does not stand for Old Recycled Abortions.
new low.... made out with someone while peeing
In America we eat man semen.
so i used to love airports for the escalators... now its the bars... then the escalators after the bars
She threw up in my garbage can last night and walked home with it this morning so she could clean it out...
She is dropping it off on the way to the bar at 7.
How's work?
Spinning.
I'm still not walking right. We need some boundaries for "drink-or-dare"...
How much is that going to cost?
A lot of beer.
My new year's resolution was to squirt this year. I only have four months left. Help.
Great sex, the promise of us mixing our excellent genetics in the future, and access to drugs are mainly what's holding this relationship together at the moment
In the morning he said my plan to make 2 casseroles today was, "hot in a grandma sort of way," & I didn't think it was weird. THAT'S how hot he was.
why do i have a pole dance champion shot glass?
Shotgunning beers in the shower. Mom would be proud.
i've got three words. i. was. spanked.
My life is far to together for someone who's such a hot mess inside
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