How did you manage that?
Told her it wasn't GENITAL herpes... just ORAL herpes... on my penis
lol... jersey girls rock
Atty had lunch with DA and confirmed I am not the target of the investigation. No word on anything else
Girl walking by was talking on the phone about how he needed to write a gratitude list in her letter to god this week. Too stoned
who knew i was capable of sobriety and human-like emotions all in the same night?
i was holding a cup in her face for her to throw up in while screaming THIS IS THE DEFINITION OF FRIENDSHIP
Just so you know swallowing does not help chest colds. Your Phd can suck my dick
Nothing says "Good Morning" like Jell-o shots and coffee cakes.
Your boyfriend and I are bonding over your giant dick.
I hope our bodies realize that workaholics starts tomorrow and will be well enough to handle the hell we are going to put them through. amen.
Well right but if we go, he may just disappear for a long time into the unknown with the drag queens.
He called from a stranger phone to say. He was a t a liquior store and there was a long line they have no condoms. This is the guy i was gonna go on a date with
Atleast he is letting you know he will be late
and i do believe that will be the last time you send me a photograph of our mother in her underwear.
I should buy myself lingerie for Valentine’s Day instead of a present for you because I am the present
can you bring the lube to algebra tomorrow
You guys do the cocaine and I'll do the dishes.
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