so that wasnt chicken after all
The way white people respond to them, you'd think Journey was the president of Caucasia.
how was the sex?
he smelled like pickles and burnt hair.
well, there's that.
When the cops came you just told them you'd go to your time out corner.
There was a note in my hello kitty underwear telling me "don't go over 9000"
and yes i will spend 10 dollars on a vibrating toothbrush to masturbate but not a calculator for my test
My vagina senses are tingling. I know your here.
One of those nights had to have been when we tried to walk through the McDonald's drive through -- and then got in the car with complete strangers. And stole their hamburgers.
I want to go to a gay rodeo for my cross country road trip. It'll be like my very own homo country boy pilgrimage to the holy land.
You should make us a hot pocket to split while I go throw up.
Why'd you print out every dick pic you've ever received and tape them to the bathroom walls?
I woke up missing my shoes and my left eyebrow. MY. EYEBROW.
Don't put me in that position. I am not qualified to be the responsible adult here.
I hope every time you eat hashbrowns you think about me, the awesome sex we had and how great we could have been.
Just got done being naked and Mooning the cops. I'm still alive. Let's drink.
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