Blackout barefoot maybe pregnant
Good decisions....
Just got blue box Mac and cheese things are looking up
She just squirted all over my face. then laughed at me and took a pic
I guess so. I don't really give a fuck. I think I'm going to jerk off really loudly tonight just to keep them on their toes
Heating the house with the oven may not be safe but at least it's always preheated
I just went into a strangers house to have a spoonful of sugar to cure my hiccups, wtf is wrong with me
What does that mean when you have a child masturbating in your dream? Is that weird?
Just woke up in my fuck buddies bed with, from the looks of her ass and side boob, a girl that is not my fuck buddy. This should be interesting
he cock-blocks himself, don't try to make excuses for him!
Yeah, he fractured his ass by doing a canon ball into the bath tub....
I think i just made eye contact with his roommate... while doing reverse cowgirl. Yup i have no shamee
I burned my tit while he banged me and it was still the best kitchen sex EVER!!!
She super glued his penis to his testicles. And shaved off a good portion of his hair after he passed out at the party.
Hypothetically speaking of course, is it bad if a cat eats lube?
BUT YOU GOTTA TASTE THE RAINBOW!!
That's what Skittles are for!
This is the weekend we were supposed to be in Vegas making bad decisions hoping no one got VD, not stuck at home for the 900th day in a row
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