i've alrwady decidided boys hate me plkease take notyes.
what
nvm
it was all good till he told me to dance slow and quiet
it was like his penis was on wheels.
theres a boy scout troop on my plane. right now theyre playing wilderness games. let me just tell you how excited i am to hit on all of them
maybe i get so drunk and make stupid mistakes cuz Subconsiously im preparing for my real world debut
He was legit dry humping me to the sportscenter theme song, awkward i think SO.
You blinded her by spitting vodka in her eyes, the vodka you had just taken as a body shot off of her.
Found out why I didn't have to go drug test. My boss grew pot to pay for grad school.
Our Icelandic basketball player brought cocaine and rachael is screaming that he should do lines off her stomach. It's that kind of party
I have this vague feeling that I was involved in a dance off with a homeless man?
I told some guy on tinder, that apparently has a prosthetic leg, that I think we started off on the wrong foot. I hate myself...
I need to stop getting so drunk at bowling
I POOPED CONFETTI TOO. Ingested unacceptable amount of it oh my god can I die from this?
Never in my life have I seen a grown ass man get on all fours and attempt to buttfuck himself with the leg of a chair. I love Vegas!
also. when i get a car, the amount of space there is for sex WILL be a huge deciding factor.
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