i would give spencer pratt a bj just so i could bite his dick off
he'd just find a way to get more famous from being a eunich.
let's have our labels/stereotypes/careers for each kid by next week.
oh how i love working at summer camp.
they just dont make restraining orders like they used to.
A chick at the bar last night took my black berry, looked at my Brick Breaker score and told me she couldnt take someone that has a lower score than her seriously.
I can't wait to get all this Makers out of my shoe.
She's dressed as Musafa. How could this not be a good idea?
I had forgotten what it was like to go to all four classes. It's exhausting.
just saw a former disney star do a keg stand. her life choices have improved.
Everything that you guys said happened came back to me. like a tidal wave of regret.
I guess I made wings because there's chicken everywhere. Even on the walls. 3 of them. It's like a chicken grave yard.
He deadlifted me and I came just a little at the apex
Let's just say that in a last ditch effort to avoid getting arrested I said to the cop "but I'm not even that drunk" and he proceeded to point out (in front of a crowd) that I had "fucking pissed my pants"
Random pof guy just messaged me initiating a Pokemon battle. Want to be a bridesmaid?
Here when you come to your senses come back here and I'll fuck you back out of them.
Oh don't mind my cushion, I got plowed in the ass by a freight train last night
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