oh good, I think they're gone
the painters?
my herpes
Instead of having sex, we spent the entire night making pillow forts and have sword fights. I think I'm in love
just found out this city drinks more beer during oktoberfest than rhode island does in a year.. i'm never leaving
rolled over to window for cup of snow instead of leaving bed for water. that's how hungover
WHY AM I ALWAYS THE GAY FRIEND?!?!
My goal tonight is to get arrested because what cop can say they have ever arrested a giant sperm before. God I love halloween
I always enjoy the bewildered gaze as I buy chips, salsa and beer @ 0745.
He's going to let me keep his bowl in my car. Does that make us Facebook official?
One huge ass giant mistake followed by celebatory shots and coors lights thats my day in a nut shell
He asked me to hum the Ghost Busters theme song as I was going down on him
What is soo wrong about a house of half-naked people hugging each other and laughing?
The pinata full of drugs?
Our DD has become famous. Strippers are asking to be handcuffed to him.
Who gives a hand job to a 19 yr old one night then the next lets a 31 year old random man fly a plane to town and pick u up and take u to dinner?
that is very illegal...i love you.
He’s only in town today and our afternoon sex sesh kept getting interrupted by the neighbor’s kid yelling and screaming in the pool
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