Third unemployed latin in my bed this week. I'm on a roll
It seems like every guy I've hooked up with all end up hanging out together, its like a cult.
Yeah. You can ask him out. We're just fuck buddies. My vagina will be sad but your heart can be happy.
My phone autocorrects "pooping" to "popping" and I'm like DO YOU EVEN KNOW ME??!
there was a keg and pinata at my uncles funeral, and a bunch of scary looking biker dudes showed up to pay their respects. i need to strive to be more like him.
Also this guy in my contact as hairy jerry sent me a pic of him shirtless and said I miss you and I have no idea who he is /when or if I met him but that's not normal?!
She was totally amazed that i had the pizza delivery timed to coincide with our nooner and that the delivery boy knew where the broom closet on the 3rd floor was.
Can you repeat that, but with context?
IT IS NICKEL SHIT NIGHT
*shot. Why
He's completely obsessed with his ex but gives phenomenal head. So overall, yeah, good first date.
Does it still count as a threesome if one girl left halfway through cause we were having too much sex?
Fuck you for even being able to ask that question
Dude why is my bed and bedding wrapped in bubble wrap?
Cuz u wanted to insure u had a safe sleep
You spilled your drink, and we laughed so hard my boobs popped out of my shirt.
also. when i get a car, the amount of space there is for sex WILL be a huge deciding factor.
THREE MINUTES! THREE MINUTES PAST MIDNIGHT I STSRT HEARING CHRISTMAS MUSIC ON THE OVERHEAD PA SYSTEM!!!
Randomize
