Great. There's a birthday party at work today. Now I can stand around and feel uncomfortable for an hour.
Apparently Chef Boyardee is the only guy I'm taking home tonight.
why weren't you at the audition last night?
booty call before role call
Well, I'm eating cake, watching wedding videos of people I don't know, and crying. Clearly I'm a vision of mental health today
That was the gentlest I've ever been bitten in the face by a dog
Still in Rome. Hooked up with frat boy from SoCal that's studying abroad. He said he was 1/8 italian. I'll take it.
Oh yes. Made out with a grandmother..... she had fake boobs and it was 330am. That makes it okay.
Mardi gras at its finest.
I woke up and he was starring at me and then said "do you believe in miracles"?
I apparently made a "health and fitness" subcatagory called "drugs" on mint at some point. I used it to catagorize all of my nyc atm withdrawls for $60 haha
Not yoga, whiskey. Totally mis-typed whiskey.
I completely forgot about the posting of partying pics shortly after adding my gma my dad was like grandma says your all over fb but she doesn't know how to use it. Of course I'm all over her fb. She's got 6 friends I am her newsfeed
What's the plan?
Not sure. I think I'll take a dump on his windshield.
I came home and my mom goes "why are you barefoot and where the hell are your shoes?" and I replied "I have French fries"
he told me his feelings for me AFTER sex, so that means he meant it right?
Everyone else's "needs" are getting in the way of my alcoholism.
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