OMg patrick swayze is the sexuest man he is killing me I'm gonna get dehydrated if I don't stop looking at him
yeah i like to chase my xanax with prozac and then viagra. you're up...and then you're UP
note to self: Never ask your girlfriend to have a 3some with your ex...
Anything that's based on a blow job I'm in favor of.
I can actually hear my brain cells scream as they die when she speaks.
just woke up with a thong on my face, dont remember going home with anyone and its way too big for it to be a good thing
idk if ive ever seen a picture of him on facebook with his pants on
she told me i tasted like america
I got groped on the dancefloor by both grooms. I love gay weddings
Totally clawed myself in the face during sex. I can die happy?
I think my body knows it's dying and is just shutting down
We were getting breakfast he shit himself in the middle of ihop. Mid bite he just yells out o fuck.
We were supposed fuck one time, but ended up fucking for 2 years.
The fact our science teacher from high school was buying us drinks and hitting on me doesn't matter.
and that's when you shouted "ahh motherland" as you streaked down hall 4B
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