Our teacher totally just got outed in class by a speaker from some lesbian cooperative house
Security brought me back to our hotel room in a wheelchair last night. Vegas.
And if you ever tell anyone that I will fucking kill you.
he was playing drums on rock band as i poured bailey's into his mouth. tell me that's not a bonding moment.
once you started introducing yourself as "running-bear" i knew you were beyond fucked up
I just looked at the guy in the car next to me and he was wearing a divers mask. We just nodded cause we both understood.
Im surprised putting the throwing knife "dartboard" next to the door didnt end up worse
If you're staying here tonight, you need to promise me you won't make another bonfire in the lounge room. My girl is still pissed about that.
Urgent. Do not ignore. What does this "=$" shit mean. Quality foreign dick is at stake here
Are we going to go home and do it or do I have time to eat my nachos bell grande first?
Uhm I have a bottle of tequila, a gallon of orange juice, and leggings. Now ask me again how hard im going? And that doesn't cover tomorrow.
i walked into her house and she introduced me to her family. i dont think she understands the term booty call
I was so drunk, he put me to bed and went down stairs to hang out with his friends. Apparently, I was curled up in the closet, spooning the dresser when he came back up.
I CAN SEE SO MANY PENISES. There are so many visible penises here.
Where are you???
Yoga class :(
Someone sitting next to me at this football game is totally eating chicken nuggets out of his pocket and drinking four loko. I wanna be him.
My boobs are too perky to pay that much for a car
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